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Fresh nettles, the first crop of the spring seem to be especially tough and stingy, especially when they are stuffed into an adult nappy and pressed on to the genitals.  The humiliation of nettles, combined with the nappy is exceptionally embarrassing.  The nappy did have the added benefit of me being able to cane him, with no marks, although the padding dampened the feeling somewhat. That’s the trouble with the cane, it always marks and lots of people who want it can’t have marks.  For those of you who would like nettle torture, you must bring your own, freshly picked pre-session, I don’t want to do it myself, I might get stung!

Rose

Here is my availability this week, as 99% of people call me on the day, availability is good as long as you call first thing in the morning, sorry to the people I said I would publish a few pics, but they were so blurry that they were not usable, next time I will use a proper camera, or perhaps it was my hand covered in lube unable to press the button properly.

Apologies to anyone enquiring today (19th) for the weekend, I had made it show that I was not available on Saturday, but this has now changed, I am free on Saturday as normal but not around on Sunday.

Availability April 18th – 24th

Monday – All day

Tuesday – All day

Wednesday- All day

Thursday – All day

Friday – All day

Saturday – Free until 6pm

Sunday – Not available

Rose

****To everyone calling about Wednesday who I have been turning away, due to a change I am now free on that day as normal*****

Availability April 11th – 17th – As my website says, most of my appointments are made on the day, please call as early as you can from 7am to let me know what time you would like.

Monday 11th – Free all day

Tuesday 12th – Free after 2

Wednesday 13th – Free all day

Thursday 14th – Free all day

Friday 15th – Free all day

Saturday 16th – Free until 6pm

Sunday 17th – Free all day

Rose

Sadly today I read that France has criminalized the clients of sex workers, more info here https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1077128955661886&id=129406900434101  despite the fact that organizations like Amnesty International recommend decriminalization https://www.amnesty.org/en/policy-on-state-obligations-to-respect-protect-and-fulfil-the-human-rights-of-sex-workers/

The vast majority of sex workers are not forced into it here in England as all of you visiting ladies in the industry will know, they are people like me in the most part, law-abiding tax paying people.  I am all for prosecuting people who pimp out sex workers, or traffic them into the UK and forcing them into it, but I just want to be left alone to do what I do and enjoy, pay tax on it, and work legally without fear, which is what I am currently doing.  I am not a victim that needs help to leave the business, lets face it, plenty of people out there are in “regular respectable” jobs/careers they hate, which lead them to breakdowns and being signed off work with stress and on antidepressants.  Unable to re-train due to costs/time available to go on a course/needing to earn a certain amount to cover their bills, so trapped.  There are stresses in every job, good and bad points, unfortunately.  It’s just so frustrating to me when people look at 100% of sex workers as victims.

Rose

A great week, a particularly memorable session, with someone who loves his little Weenis (Scottish for small penis) being humiliated, but I did a very cruel thing and put it into the penis pump, to give him a glimpse of what his little friend would look like if it had grown to a normal size, in his words he felt for a brief moment like Priapus, then sadly the next morning back to Dan McWeenis and his micropenis.  I would have put an image of Priapus the Greek god of fertility here but am always aware of copying pictures from other sites to put on my blog is a bit dodgy due to copyright, so you will just have to google it, his statues are something to behold.

Here is my availability for the coming week.

Monday 4th April – Free all day

Tuesday 5th April – Free all day

Wednesday 6th April – Free all day

Thursday 7th April – Free all day

Friday 8th April – Free all day

Saturday 9th April – Free until 6pm

Sunday 10th April – Free until 4pm

Rose

Time goes so fast, April this coming week already, I can hardly believe it, here is my availability for the coming week ahead.

Monday 28th March – Free until 12.30 then free again in the early evening.  Please call as early as you can in the day to arrange.

Tuesday 29th March – Free all day

Wednesday 30th March – Free all day

Thursday 31st March – Free all day

Friday 1st April – Free all day

Saturday 2nd April – Free all day

Sunday 3rd April – Free all day

Rose

I had an enjoyable 4 days of this week, on one of the days I went to an amazing ice cream parlour and had a Nutella covered waffle the size of my head sprinkled in coconut, it was incredible, not to mention the chocolate mini eggs with bits of dime bar them that melt in your mouth, mind you the amount of walking I did burned it all off and then some. I then came back to great sessions, one with the Male chauvinist pig, who will never see the error of his ways, forgot to bring me a gift he had promised of a lindt chocolate bunny, and had to be dressed up in cheap nylon undies, spanked, ass fucked and cock punished severely, as well as someone in need of a harsh over the knee spanking, he managed to stay in that position for a whole half hour, strong arms are needed for that one.

Booking system

I have changed the wording on the booking section of my website slightly, as I have been established for over 9 years now and I am very busy with people visiting me who have been seeing me for some time, as well as new people.  It means that if you call late in the day quite often you wont be able to get the time you want.  Some people think they are being polite calling after 11, but by then my phone has been on for 4 hours and quite often the popular times have gone.

The most popular times to book me are between 11am-3pm Monday to Friday, the quietest times are weekends and evenings/late afternoons.  I am asking if at all possible for people to bear this in mind and if they want an appointment at my busiest times, to call between 7am-10.45am to have the best chance of seeing me, I don’t do back to back/conveyor belt sessions, so I only do a limited amount of appointment’s in a day.  Calls later than this time are still welcome, and last minute appointment’s are still fine if I am free.

Advance bookings are still welcome, but unfortunately have to be arranged with a deposit,  I have been let down too many times to risk doing them without one, having had days where I have turned lots of people away only to have someone call 30 minutes before the start time to cancel happens more often than you would think.  I can take the deposit in several easy ways, just call for info.

Availability 21st to 27th March

21st – Free all day

22nd – Free all day

23rd – Free from 1.30-5.00

24th – Free all day

25th – Free all day

26th – Free all day

27th – Free all day

Rose

Here is my latest availability for this week and next, please remember that from March 14th-17th I am not free to session as I have friends staying from overseas, during this time I will be taking those days off and will not be able to answer my phone.

Monday 7th – Free all day

Tuesday 8th – Free all day

Wednesday 9th – Free all day

Thursday 10th – Free all day

Friday 11th – Free all day

Saturday 12th – Free until 6pm

Sunday 13th- Free all day

Monday 14th- Not available

Tuesday 15th – Not available

Wednesday 16th – Not available

Thursday 17th – Not available

Friday 18th – Free all day

Saturday 19th – Free until 6pm

Sunday 20th – Free all day

Rose

My availability for this coming week.

Monday 29th Feb – Free all day

Tuesday 1st March – Free before 10.30 and free after 2.30 until 5.30

Wednesday 2nd March – Free all day

Thursday 3rd March – Free all day

Friday 4th March – Free all day

Saturday 5th March – Now fully booked

Sunday 6th March – Free from 9-11.45, then free from 5pm

Advance notice

I am taking some time off in March from the 14th-17th as I have people staying with me from overseas, so not available during those dates, I will still be posting weekly availability on this blog.

Rose

My availability is as follows for this week.

22nd – Free all day

23rd – Free all day

24th – Free all day

25th – Free all day

26th – Free all day

27th – Free until 12pm, then late afternoon/evening

28th – Free all day

If anything changes, this page will be updated

Rose