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You know who you are, you are seeing me tomorrow evening and I am going to take your anal virginity, with this virgin inflatable black dildo, which is thankfully very small.  You will be very grateful for this considering that its your first time.  I will also be putting you in panties and a wig and getting you to dance like a girl to Brittany Spears for my amusement.  I am posting this so you think about what I am going to do to you all day when your at work.

Regards,

Mean Mistress Rose

Apologies to anyone trying to call me, there Is a fault, and it’s taking a while for calls to connect to my phone, so if you are trying and think my number is not working, hang on for a few more seconds, and you will get connected.

 

Rose

I will be free all week as normal.  Just call up on the day as early as you can to arrange a session.

 

Spunk Lube

I have found a fantastic new lube called “Spunk” lube which is silicone and water based but does not stain everything it comes into contact with which normal silicone lubes do, and is easy to wash off (http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/spunk-lube-hybrid-91876.html), it looks just like spunk which is useful for some session scenarios.   Someone bought a bottle they had got in America to a session and I was very impressed with it.   I didn’t realise you could now get it here, so I ordered a couple of bottles.  I just wish the pump bottles that all the lube manufacturers used worked, at the moment I find 50% don’t and I have to swap out the pumps, so annoying.

 

Rose

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Early Birds – Polite Notice.

This is also on my main site under Session Etiquette at the bottom of this page  https://www.mistressrose.co.uk/bookings/

but I am posting this as a reminder.

Thankfully no one today or yesterday has done this but, I am having problems again with people turning up early, either walking on in, without calling to ask if they can come in early, or waiting outside the house in their car until their session time is due to start, someone this month did this 35 minutes before their session start time.  I have even had people call and tell me they are waiting in another road when I can clearly see their car outside my house with them on the phone!

If you run early, call when you are 5-10 minutes away to check if I am ready early, or park in a totally different road, and give me a call before you walk up, please don’t turn up and wait like it’s a waiting room in the road I am in.  I have had clients mention to me that they have been put off visiting other ladies when they clock the next client waiting outside the property in their car when they are leaving, making them feel exposed and that the mistress works on a production line system, which is totally indiscreet, and the poor mistress they are seeing is probably totally unaware people are doing it, unless like me you have a clear view of the road.  As I repeat a lot, I don’t work back to back, but I still see this behaviour as a problem, and is extremely indiscreet.

If you have done this, I forgive you, just don’t do it again.

 

Rose

Availability 07/09/15-13/09/15

I am around as normal all this week.  Please call early to get the time you want.

 

Personal Slaves

The subject has come up again, lots of people are asking me on the phone if they can do this, I could write an essay on why I don’t want a personal slave, but I don’t want to be bore my readers to tears with all the details, I will be putting this on the main site, to hopefully deter phone calls and requests.

 

Ms Heels

It has been a great month so far, with all the usual activities, also a visit from Ms Heels who wanted to show me how to pose for the camera, by copying some of my website gallery pictures, she bought me a lovely pair of pink ring doughnuts which matched her outfit, I think she expected me to share them with her, but I ate them both!P1000849

Rose

 

 

I am around most of this bank holiday weekend  I will be going out at some point in the afternoon on Sunday, so available around until about midday, if anyone wants to arrange an appointment, please call early in the day, and not at the last minute as I can then plan my time out easier.

 

I was caught out in the torrential rain the other day which was awful.  I had an appointment that I had to go to by train, I got soaked walking to the station, then got splashed by a car when I got out of the station at the other end and soaked again with the wind blowing straight at me going through my long raincoat which was not as waterproof as I thought it was, every step I took I made a squelching sound as my shoes were full of water.  I got to my destination leaving a puddle on the floor, soaking the chair I sat in, and then to top it off found out that the subway of the station I was using to get back home had flooded and I needed waders to get through the knee deep water!  not a nice day, and I couldn’t wait to get home, by which time the sun was out and it was warm which was the only thing that cheered me up, lets hope this weekend will be better.

 

Roadworks Reminder

From the M3 from the M25 to Junction 4a in both directions there are road works  I am warning people who book me to leave extra time to get to me, but most don’t realise exactly how bad it gets and still arrive late.  Please check the traffic reports before you leave and plan to allow extra time if you book at busy times of day such as the rush hour and the bank holiday weekend.  I had to cancel sessions on two people who were running very late due to traffic this week, so please check before you leave, as you might have a wasted trip.

 

Rose

I am around this week apart from the following times.

Monday 24th – All Day.

Tuesday 25th – Before 11am and then after 3pm.

Wednesday 26th – Free until 1pm, then free again after 4pm.

Thursday 27th – Free all day until 4pm, then free again from 5.30pm.

Friday – Free all day.

Saturday – Free all day.

Sunday – Free all day.

Monday – Free all day.

If anything changes I will post it on here. as always, please don’t call during the times I am not available to book me for when I am available, as I wont be able to answer the phone.

 

Rose