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Being A Maid

I do have some lovely maids outfits to wear so feel free to ask if you want to wear them, but some people will see that I took the maid training session option off of my site.  Unfortunately I had some very clumsy maids damage furniture and walls, and chip an expensive sink, costing me quite a bit of money.  I am still able to offer maid outfits, and light work around the house, like dusting, but nothing involving a hoover, or anything ceramic.  Yes, I know this sounds ridiculous, but too many sissy maids are clumsy, and I have to punish them for their total lack of cleaning skills.  So I will be out this week to find pink feather dusters for them to clean with as well as large pink rubber gloves, you cant damage anything with feathers!  It is amazing how different my girls look dressed up in pink and black satin, entering the house looking masculine, and then looking like the sugar plum fairy.

Rose

I will be around as normal this week,  apart from the following days.

Tuesday 18th available from 2pm

Saturday 22nd, available from 9-12.00

Sunday 23rd available until 12.00, then free again after 17.00.

I am unable to answer the phone during the hours I am not available.

For appointments on the days I have limited availability, if you have seen me before I can take bookings the day before to make things easier.

Rose

I am free everyday this week as normal, apart from Tuesday 11th, where I am free until midday, and then free from 4.00.

Rose

I ordered some lovely new lingerie to session in this month, Lise Charmel “Magie Veda”, the only lingerie brand I will wear as nothing comes close to the quality they produce, as well as the fit.  It is coming from France, so lets hope it doesn’t take too long to arrive as I can’t wait to wear it.  I am also a fan of their silk dressing gowns, as I know some people who session with me are as well as it feels so lovely against the skin.

Why the blue gloves you ask? extra thick so I don’t get stung! I am making the most of nettle season this year.

I wore my Fitbit HR fit band during the session, an amazing gadget that monitors my heart rate, steps taken, time sleeping etc, I synched it after the session and found that I got into the fat burning zone for 71 minutes of the session!

Rose

A lovely small penis humiliation session yesterday, with someone with a teeny peeny, he made my little hands look huge!  I had to slap his cock and cane his bum, but with my expert preparation and spanking he did not mark.

I then went out and bought some lovely knickers for my sissy girls, but this time spent a bit more money, so not Primark but Debenhams finest, which I am sure they will appreciate.  Of course as soon as I left I had people calling wanting to see me, but I was in dire need of updating my sissy panty collection, so just had to go out and get them, I do have priorities you know.

Availability This Week

I am around all this week 1/8/15-8/8/15 as normal so please call nice and early if you want to arrange a session.

Rose

Dressed in pink panties, butt plugged, put in a humbler, deep heat on the balls, then an hour later cock and balls attached to my e-stim how humiliating.  I also made him pick me some nettles on the way so I could give him a wank with them.  It was very amusing for me, and a little painful for him.

Availability for the rest of July

I cant believe I am writing this, only 8 days left of July, I am around as normal for sessions, please call as early as you can on the day to arrange.

Rose

Availability

I am around as normal this weekend, and will be around next week every day.

How not to book a session.

Last night my geriatric cat woke me up wanting food, at midnight, which shows how under the paw I am.  I had switched my phone onto silent at 10pm as normal, as I don’t answer the phone after that and it’s the time I go to bed, as I like to wake up early.  I checked the time on my phone to find 4 missed calls, one at 11pm, 3 at a few minutes before midnight.  I sometimes wonder what goes through the head of someone who does that, it is not unusual to get missed calls all through the night 2am/3am etc. I don’t see people for sessions that call at this time as it shows a lack of respect, lack of reading my website (which says I answer the phone until 10pm), and usually that they are just plain weird, or best case scenario drunk.

Rose

A great week this week, someone turned up with some very large and realistic dildos from Love Honey http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33934 I was really impressed with the quality, but he promises to bring a larger one next time, as the huge ones he bought were just to small for his greedy ass!  I did take a pic, but annoyingly I cant seem to get it off the camera, I will add it if I can get it to work.

 
Traffic Delays

If you want to arrange a session around the rush hour on a weekday, please be aware that there are a lot of roadworks on the M3 from the M25 to Junction 4a in both directions that make traffic terrible around that time.  I am warning people who book me to leave extra time to get to me, but most don’t realise exactly how bad it gets and still arrive late.  Please check the traffic reports before you leave and plan to allow extra time if you book me  at those times.

I don’t like people to feel rushed when I am doing a session, but sometimes I plan on going out after a session i.e. restaurant/cinema, or have something else I have to do which I cant be late for, or another session, and if someone runs late, this sometimes means I have to cut the session short, or cant do their session at all, which ends up stressing everyone out.  I allow gaps in between sessions and don’t back-back session, but if someone is too late, even with my gaps in between, it can be really awkward.  Please check traffic reports before you leave, that way everyone gets to me on time and that makes for a relaxed session.

Availability this week is as normal

Rose

I was very cruel today, in fact even thought it’s only Tuesday I have been very very cruel already.  First I pulled his balls back into the humbler, pulling his cock right back, making the front look very vagina like, with his cock dangling behind then, the green leaves in the foreground on the picture are nettles, that I later used to wank his poor cock.

Rose

Being discreet is really important to me as well as to most of you reading this.  I have on my website a section on it, but what happened today beats everything.  Someone recognised me on the street, followed me back, then confronted me on my driveway, to talk about sessioning, this person was not English, so perhaps didn’t realise what bad form this was but really!  I have people in the past stop me in town centres, not even ones based near me as they recognise me from my pictures, now that’s bad, but this, totally unacceptable.

I am typing this so that when this person gets home and looks up my website he realises this is out of order.  I have zero tolerance for such behaviour.  I would never approach a client in the street and say hello or do anything silly, and I expect the same in return.

I look like my pictures even with no makeup on, and sadly no mistress I have ever come across can get away with blurring her face, so it is something I have to put up with, but please if anyone does recognise me, please be discreet.

Rose