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I am around this week as normal.

Apologies again to anyone having problems getting through on the phone, I changed networks and it takes a few seconds longer to connect calls to my number, this has been greatly improved today by turning 4g off on my phone, but some people were hanging up before the call connected thinking there was a fault, I only found out today, when someone called my other number to let me know, I tried calling myself and found there was indeed a problem.  I seem to be very unlucky these days when it comes to mobile phones.  If you call me, please wait a few more seconds if the call does not connect as quickly as you are used to, it will connect, its just a bit slower to do so.

Rose

My availability, I am around as normal this week, and on Saturday until 6.15.

Rose

I have ordered the E-Stim torture device for the balls today, so should be here sometime on Saturday.  I am really picky about buying anything new, as I have said before in previous blogs.   I have bought some things in the past that just gather dust and end up being expensive ornaments.

See what I have bought at this link here 🙂

http://store.e-stim.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=9&products_id=73

January has been a great month, no snow, so hopefully that will carry on to next month, not too cold either, although reading the papers you would think differently, here in Southern England it has been really mild.  I am around all of February so far as normal.  If anyone wants to know my availability I point them to this blog as I do let people know on here if I am taking a day off.  To get the session time you want though it is always best to call early, so I can plan my day.

For Your Amusement Memorable Timewaster Calls Of The Month

So this month for some reason has had more midnight callers than usual, one of these people then called me back at a sensible hour to try and book,  I said no as I don’t see people who call me at 2am in the morning, he totally denied this and claimed that it was a company phone that he had only just got, and a colleague must have tried to book me using it at stupid o’ clock, that excuse gets about 1 out of 10, but it did make me laugh.  Then there was the financial slave, that asked me to take down his credit card details and rape his wallet, the phone went straight down on that one too.  I don’t do financial domination in any shape for form as I think its just silly, but seriously, I would be amazed if anyone takes him up on that one, credit card fraud anyone?

Rose

I am around all this weekend and next week as normal, apart from Tuesday 27th where I am free from 1pm.

Then of course I was the lady boss again, I love putting a dress or suit on to do that,  playing the part of the woman in control, with my poor employee having to do everything I say or risk the sack!  I put on a pair of 5 inch patent black heels to make me even taller and more intimidating, then make them sit on a chair much lower down than mine, or better still, towering over them as they sit.

Rose

At last my phone problems are over, I am now on a different network with a proper signal.  So please call the main number 07590 468440 rather than the others I have previously advertised, I am so glad I wont have to carry 3 phones everywhere now.

I had a lovely early morning session with maid Joanne, we cleared out my underwear draws, deciding which sets I should bin and which I should keep, however, she decided to keep all the panties and take them with her, so they have gone to a good home, I am sure she will be wearing them and wanking off into them as I type this.

Rose

I am thinking of buying some more equipment.  E-Stim electo play is very popular in sessions and I am thinking of buying the Vyper or Python (or possibly both).  I don’t like buying anything unless I know it will get a lot of use and not end up on a shelf gathering dust, so some feedback would be appreciated from anyone when they next visit for a session. See details here http://store.e-stim.co.uk/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=9

Thanks

Rose

I am around all this month as normal, please let me know as early as you can in the day when you want to come, I have had people calling from their car when they are a short distance away wanting last minute bookings who I am having to turn away as I am busy and already booked, if you can give me notice I can fit you in.  I don’t try and cram as many people in as I can in a day one after the other, or try to do too much as I wouldn’t be able to do a good session that way.

It is tempting to make a trip to Iceland this year though (the country not the store) I have been watching a live webcam which lets you view the Aurora Borealis live, trouble is you have to log in at the right time to see it, which I have managed only once so far.  It would be a great trip to do over a long weekend.

Rose

It’s hard to believe it is almost 2015.  I decided not to go out tonight and stay in, my cat hates fireworks and needs a bit of TLC from me while it’s all going on.  I am around today as normal, and tomorrow (1st January) free until 12, then free again after 5.

Rose

Well I hope everyone had a Happy Christmas, I had a long Christmas Eve Sauna late into the evening, which was amazing, then spent 2 days watching too much TV, as well as all the other normal stuff.  I bought myself a present in the sales, although most of what I wanted wasn’t on sale 🙁   Anyway, I am back to normal now, and around for the rest of the year, what there is left of it anyway.

I woke up this morning and turned my phones back on,  I couldn’t believe on one phone I had missed calls on Christmas and Boxing day, most of the calls were at  silly o’ clock, another good reason to keep the phone off overnight so I don’t get woken up.  There is no point in me being around on those days as 99% of people who see me are English and celebrate Christmas with their families, how would the average person be able to sneak out from a family party to see me ?.  A 1am call to a mistress usually means someone is drunk or not quite right, so go straight on to the “do not see” list.

A note on anal toys/dildos/butt plugs, I have toys in every size I can safely use with a condom on, so there is no point in me adding to my collection really, unless I break one/have to replace one.  Any one wanting very large toys really needs to buy their own, I realise you can boil dildos to serialize them as well as using a strong disinfectant, but personally I am not comfortable with just that.  If I was going to see someone myself I would not want a dildo used on me unless it was covered and sterilized, so I treat other people as I would like to be treated.  That is my philosophy, if I were in your place, what would I want/expect.  I am able to store clothes/toys on behalf of anyone sessioning with me if there are things you cannot hide at home, just ask about this when you come to see me, I also don’t mind things being delivered here on your behalf if that makes things easier.

Anyway, I hope everyone has had an enjoyable few days off, and a happy new year.

Rose