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I am around as normal every day this month apart from the 24th & 25th, on the 30th I am around from 2.  I am also around on New Years Day if anyone is awake enough to come and see me, it would be appreciated if I could be given as much notice as possible so I can plan my day.

 

Rose

I am around all this week and weekend as normal, but on Thursday I am free from 11.30.

Lots of deliveries arrived today, Love Honey were doing 25% off so I bought lots of anal lube, condoms for the dildos, and a pussy and ass (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7670) if anyone wants to use one of these as part of a humiliation or tease session just let me know on the phone, I sell them at cost, apparently they feel real, but being a woman I cant exactly try them out myself.

So, when I got bored I had a look at sex toys on the Chinese super site, www.aliexpress.com

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Real-solid-black-silicone-rubber-realistic-best-japanese-life-size-sex-dolls-love-doll-for-women/1631659912.html

 If you look at this link, just look at the size of the cock, and the rather detailed photographs of the asshole.  Now can you imagine if this got inspected by customs, what is the import duty on a 15kg male sex doll with massive cock?.  I would hope it comes discreetly wrapped. 

 

Now as for this one, I just don’t get it, and it’s made from real goat.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Natural-sheep-eye-socket-soft-sheep-eye-socket-male-delay-thimbler-pleasant-sensation-sex-products-adult/1434263643.html

Or become a born again virgin.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sex-health-Care-Virgin-Again-Grain-artifical-hymen/723828549.html

 

It does look like a good place to buy a cheap male chastity device if you want to try this, lots of plastic/silicone ones on there that over here cost a fortune like this one http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Male-penis-lock-Pink-color-silicone-MALE-Chastity-device-CB6000-sex-toy/1526631480.html.  Also good for cheap undies/costumes/panties.

 

I would stay away from anything electrical though for obvious reasons, also anything cosmetic, or insertable, I still buy all my dildos from Love honey in the UK.  I have placed about 7 orders in the last 2 months and everything has turned up , and been the same quality I get in the shops here.

 

Rose

I bought a stunning new dress from Ted Baker last week, on Thursday, the day before black Friday, they are a brand known to never ever discount before Christmas, apart from when House Of Fraser sell their line, who discounted it by 20% by the time the courier delivered it! (I bought it online)  A very angry me straight on the phone, only to be told I could go to their nearest store, return it, then buy another in the same store at the discount, which is too much hassle to bother doing.  I will never be buying Ted Baker at full price now, I will just wait for a discount day at HOF, which they have more and more of these days.  These sales really drive me mad, I wish it was like France, where they have 2 sales a year, then you know what everything is really worth.  Anyway enough of my moaning, it is a stunning and elegant black silky dress with a beaded and sequinned neck, which I am happy to session in, perhaps instead of the “Lady Boss” role play I frequently do, maybe “Christmas Office Party Gone Wrong”.

Also, for fans of silky underwear I have a new Lise Charmel, silk dressing gown arriving this month, I am always amazed at how popular silky underwear is as a fetish, it feels lovely and soft against the skin, and so many people come to see me bringing their satin slips, and underwear with them to dress up in.  This is the perfect time of year to stock up if you like wearing ladies underwear, as the Christmas collections are extra glamorous, lots of vibrant red, and if you wait until Christmas Eve, the genuine sales start.

 

Rose

 

 

The 5th of December 2006 is the date I registered www.mistressrose.co.uk and I have been around non stop since that date.  I really cant believe it has been that long, so at some point this month I will be getting a celebratory cake, if you are lucky enough to turn up on that date I will offer you a free slice.

 

December Availability

I am around all of this month almost as normal, although I have a few days with more limited availability as below.

16th December, free from 12.30

18th December, free from 11.30

30th December, free from 2.

I am off on Christmas Day/Boxing Day, and New Years day.  I don’t really celebrate Christmas as I am an atheist, so don’t regard this time of year as anything special, but am going to enjoy putting my feet up and watching Netflix marathons on my 3 days off, mind you knowing me by Boxing Day I will be bored to tears, as I find taking time off and stopping almost impossible.

 

Rose

I am around all this week and coming weekend as normal, apart from Friday, where I will be free from 11.30.  I am very busy so please try and call as early as possible in the day to arrange a session, thanks 🙂

 

Rose

 

 

I am around as normal this week, apart from this coming weekend, Saturday 22nd I am around until midday, and Sunday 23rd I am around until midday, then available again after 5pm.

I have been told today by my mobile phone provider that the signal issue in my area is still not working and there is still no update on when it will be fixed, so remember to take note of my other numbers as per the website if you need to call me.

 

Rose

To all those booking me, please give me some notice if you have a definite time in mind, my phone is on from 7am, so if you have an exact time, let me know before 9am If possible, to get the time you want, if you call later than this I may not be able to fit you in.

 

Availability

I am around all this weekend as normal (on Saturday until 6pm), and all of next week.

 

Rose

I am around as normal all of this week, so feel free to call.

 

Early Birds/How To Be Really Indiscreet/Polite Notice!

What’s worse than turning up late? being early.  I allow large gaps in between sessions, but don’t need the stress of  people doing this when they are parked up outside the property.

Someone waiting outside as they really early and I am not ready, don’t use the street as a waiting room.

Staring in at the house through their car window for ages.

Reading a book or magazine in their car to pass the time for half an hour (again, occasionally staring at the house)

Walking in early without checking it’s OK to do so

Having a leisurely lunch in the car, either in the road or my driveway.

Standing outside the car having a smoke while they pace up and down waiting for their session time to start looking shifty, again staring in at the house.

Blocking the driveway while they wait or waiting in the driveway 20 minutes before their session start time.

Announcing loudly from the drive way outside of their car that their here early and can they come in now “Mistress”

 Not exactly discreet is it?  and yes, people really have done all of the above, someone even carried their CP equipment in an open plastic bag with a cane poking out the top and walked in 30 minutes early once, without calling to check it was OK (they forgot apparently)

If you’ve done any of this his don’t worry, I forgive you :), but to anyone else, please don’t do it.  Even if I was based in the middle of no-where it would look bad, as someone waiting would stick out like a sore thumb to my next client.  Also how would you feel if you were walking out of my place, or any other mistresses place only to find her next client waiting outside seeing you.  As of yet, it has not ruined a session and no one has ran into each other, due to the fact that I allow generous gaps in between sessions, but for my sanity, if your running early, call me when your a few minutes away and let me know.  Thank You 🙂

 

Rose

 

I am around all this week and weekend, and will be around all of next month as well.  October has been a busy month, but for some reason, it is always the busiest of the year.

I have done much more Corporal Punishment this month than normal, which is great as I really enjoy it, and today I received a brand new Irish School Strap from The London Tanners.  However it’s only for those amongst you who can take marks as it is rather heavy and painful. A friend made me some Sauna Whisks with birch twigs, but took the leaves off, making them into Birches, if you have a look at this link http://www.corpun.com/manx.htm they looked just like the one being held by the man in the picture, I could not stop laughing, my friend without realising it had made me a severe tool to beat someone with, and not something to use for pleasure in the sauna.  I did briefly use one of them in a session, but this type of thing is too severe for most, not to mention getting the twigs everywhere, making it a pain to clean up.

Phone signal situation is still not fixed, so if you are coming to see me please make a note of my other numbers as displayed on the website just in case you cant get through.  If the situation is not sorted out within the next 3 weeks I will have to change networks, talking to local people the problem is more widespread in this area than I originally thought.

 

Rose