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Availability 13th February – 28th February

Monday 13th February – Free from 9am until 1pm

Tuesday 14th February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8pm)

Wednesday 15th February – Free from 1.30pm (last session starting at 8pm)  **

Thursday 16th February- Free from 2.30pm (may be earlier, will know more on the day, call for details) **

Friday 17th February – Free from 12.30pm until 6pm

Saturday 18th February – Not available ( this could change, if it does I will update here) **

Sunday 19th February – Free after 4

Monday 20th – Free after 4

Tuesday 21st – Free after 4

Wednesday 22rd – Sunday 26th – Not available, due to work being done on the property I session from

Monday 27th – Free from 9am until 6pm

Tuesday 28th – Free from 9am to 6pm

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

** The availability on these days could change, if it does I will update the site.  Apologies for the lack of availability this month, February is a quiet month, so the best month to get work done on the property I session from, all back to normal from March.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Availability 6th February – 12th February

Monday 6th February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Tuesday 7th February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 8th February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 9th February- Free from 2pm (may be earlier, will know more on the day, call for details)

Friday 10th February – Free from 9am until 6pm

Saturday 11th February – Free until 5pm

Sunday 12th February – Free from 9am to 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Availability 30th January to 5th February

Monday 30th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Tuesday 31st January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 1st February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 2nd February- Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Friday 3rd February – Free from 9am until 6pm

Saturday 4th February – Not available.

Sunday 5th February – Free from 9am to 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Availability 23rd-29th January

Monday 23rd January – Free until 5pm

Tuesday 24th January – Free from 9am until 8pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 25th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 26th January- Free from 9am until 6pm

Friday 27th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Saturday 28th January – Not Available

Sunday 29th January – Free from 9am to 6pm

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet

As cash is unfortunately dying a very fast death, and rarely used any more, the amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Although I am happy to take bank transfers as it is my preferred form of payment now, some people are misreading this to mean I have a card machine and can take Visa/Mastercard.  This is not the case, as of yet there are no card providers willing to deal with me due to what I do.  Bank transfers mean exactly that, done via online banking or phone banking.  60% of sessions so far this month were paid by bank transfer.

Crypto payments are welcome, if you negotiate this with me at last 3 hours in advance of the session start time.  Please don’t just turn up and try and do it there and then, as happened this week.  I was totally unprepared and did not have anything set up so had to refuse.  This person had booked me stating they would pay cash!

Rose

Availability 16th-22nd January

Monday 16th January – Free until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Tuesday 17th January – Free from 9am until 6pm

Wednesday 18th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 19th January- Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Friday 20th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Saturday 21st January – Now available all day due to the trains all being cancelled!

Sunday 22nd January – Free from 9am to 4pm

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

I will be able to do some evenings again from today.  I stopped doing them for quite some time as I was helping someone disabled in the early evenings at set times, and this meant I was not free.  Temporarily I wont be needed, although this will probably change in the near future.

I would ask that anyone booking me after 5pm remembers that rush hour traffic round here can be horrendous, so plan more time that you think you will need to get here, as you all I know I cant stand it when people run really late.  Appointments after 6pm will only be with people who have seen me before, no one new, sorry.  I prefer daytime bookings as I get up so early, but if you are one of the people who are only available in the evening, take advantage of me being free while you can!

Rose

Availability 9th-15th January

Monday 9th January – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 10th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 11th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 12th January- Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Friday 13th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Saturday 14th January – Free until 5pm

Sunday 15th January – Free from 9am to 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Availability 1st-9th January

Sunday 1st January – Free until 5pm

Monday 2nd January – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 3rd January – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 4th January- Free until 6pm

Thursday 5th January – Free until 6pm

Friday 6th January – Free until 6pm

Saturday 7th January – Free until 5pm

Sunday 8th January – Free until 6pm

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Rose

Sadly, my dear cat had to be put to sleep last night, as he had sudden heart failure, it came totally out of the blue, and was a terrible shock.  As I was sitting with him when it happened, I was able to get help very quickly, so he did not suffer.

I will be around as normal from tomorrow, Wednesday 14th, I would prefer not to talk about it in sessions, the reason I mention it in this blog, is that fellow cat lovers do check up on him and I am not ready to talk about it quite yet.

Rose