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Lots of people are calling asking me if the room/space I use is heated enough for the session, and will they get cold.  I am an insulated house, with triple glazing and a huge radiator which means the room I use warms up really quickly.  It is not a huge open plan space, which would be a nightmare to heat,  just a good size room with all my equipment in it which warms up quickly.  No worries about getting cold, if there was a power cut, I could always move to one of the rooms with fireplaces, although I really hope I don’t have to do that.

If you need a hot shower do remind me when you book, as I need to switch that on in advance of the session so there is enough hot water for you.  I am only putting it on when requested to save my energy bill.

Rose

Rates

A reminder that my rate is now £180ph and is payable at the start of the session, never at the end.   I have had issues with people trying to pay the rate I had 5 years ago of £160,  I am sure this is a genuine mistake, but I thought I would post a reminder.

Availability For December 2022

Thursday 1st December – Free all day

Friday 2nd December – Free until 6pm

Saturday 3rd – Not available

Sunday 4th – Not available

Monday 5th – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 6th – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 7th – Free until 6pm

Thursday 8th – Free until 6pm

Friday 9th – Free until 6pm

Saturday 10th – Free untl 5pm

Sunday 11th – Free until 3pm

Monday 12th – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 13th – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 14th – Free until 6pm

Thursday 15th – Free until 6pm

Friday 16th – Free until 6pm

Saturday 17th – Free until 5pm

Sunday 18th – Free until 6pm

Monday 19th – Free between 9-10am

Tuesday 20th – Free until 1pm (possibly  a little later call to check)

Wednesday 21st – Not Available

Thursday 22nd – Not Available

Friday 23rd- Free until 6pm

Saturday 24th – Free until 6pm

Sunday 25th – Not available

Monday 26th – Not available

Tuesday 27th – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 28th – Free 9-11am

Thursday 29th – Free until 6pm

Friday 30th – Free until 6pm

Saturday 31st – Free until 4pm

All appointments are on the day only with no exceptions, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Cypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

No Evening Bookings – I rarely do evenings at the moment as I am looking after someone in ill health, appointments from 5-6 need to finish on time due to this as it is not possible for me to run late under any circumstances, please consider this before making an appointment at 5pm.  This does not apply to day times at all, only evenings.

Rail strikes are on the following days this month 13th /14th/16th/17th.  Please do not attempt to come by train on these days.

Rose

I have had some new pictures taken, and they should appear on the site this week or next!  A very small preview is below.

Strikes
For those who still pay me in cash, bear in mind that G4S workers are going on strike in December, this could mean it is hard to get any cash from the bank or ATM at some point. It may be worth planning ahead if you want to see me next month, link to news story below.

News Article

For those who come to see me by train, strikes are on throughout December on the 13th, 14th, 16th and 17th, please do not attempt to travel to see me on any of those dates via the train. In my experience the national rail website will show services running, which may not actually run, once you get to the station.

Paper Notes
For all my overseas visitors who have not been to the UK since before the pandemic, paper notes are no longer legal tender, I cant take them, sorry.

Migraine

Apologies to anyone who contacted me on my birthday and got no reply, I had the worst migraine attack I have had in years, and had to take my emergency medication, which took longer than normal to kick in, resulting in 2 days of pain.  All back to normal now.

Rose

Just to confirm I am back from my week off, and now able to see people again, my full availability for this month is on the previous blog post.

Also a reminder to everyone that the “Online Safety Bill” is still on the cards!, and could make it impossible/hard for me to advertise, you may find sites like this disappear from the internet, make sure you save my number and the numbers of other people you see, and not just look the number up each time you visit.

Rose

November 2022 availability

Monday 7th November – Free until 6pm
Tuesday 8th – Free until 6pm
Wednesday 9th – Free until 11.30am
Thursday 10th – Free until 1pm

Friday 11th to Thursday 17th – Not available

Friday 18th – Free all day
Saturday 19th – Free until 11am
Sunday 20th – Free until 6pm
Monday 21st – Free until 6pm
Tuesday 22nd – Free until 6pm
Wednesday 23rd – Free until 6pm
Thursday 24th – Free until 6pm
Friday 25th – Free until 6pm
Saturday 26th – Free until 5pm
Sunday 27th – Free until 6pm
Monday 28th – Free 2.30pm
Tuesday 29th – Free until 6pm
Wednesday 30th – Free until 6pm

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Cypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Rose

Monday 31st October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Tuesday 1st November – Free from 9am until 6pm
Wednesday 2nd November – Free from 9am until 6pm
Thursday 3rd November – Free from 9am until 6pm
Friday 4th November – Free from 9am until 6pm
Saturday 5th November – Available until 5.40
Sunday 6th November – Available until 1pm.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Cypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Advanced Notice Off Time Off
I am going to be looking after someone who will be recovering from major surgery from Thursday the 10th to Thursday 17th November, the operation is being done privately so very little chance of it being cancelled or moved, if this changes I will post on here. Please do not try and contact me during this time as I will be very busy.

Rose

Monday 24th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Tuesday 25th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Wednesday 26th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Thursday 27th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Friday 28th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Saturday 29th October – Not Available
Sunday 30th October – Available all day

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.

Rose

Monday 17th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Tuesday 18h October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Wednesday 19th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Thursday 20th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Friday 21st October – Free from 9am until 5.30pm
Saturday 22nd October – Available until 10.30
Sunday 23rd October – Available until 12

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.

Heating & Showers
Despite the costs of my electricity and gas going up by almost double from September, even with the government help, I will be heating the room I use to the same comfortable warm temperature as always, it would be miserable for both of us sessioning in a cold room. Luckily it is triple glazed, with insulation and a very large radiator so easy to heat quickly. I am asking people to give me notice when they book me or at the start of a session if they need a shower, so that I can put the water heating on, as I don’t want to use it unless it is needed.

Rose

Monday 10th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Tuesday 11h October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Wednesday 12th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Thursday 13th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Friday 14th October – Free from 9am until 5.30pm
Saturday 15th October – Not Available
Sunday 16th October – Free from 9am until 6pm

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.

Heating & Showers
Despite the costs of my electricity and gas going up by almost double from September, even with the government help, I will be heating the room I use to the same comfortable warm temperature as always, it would be miserable for both of us sessioning in a cold room. Luckily it is triple glazed, with insulation and a very large radiator so easy to heat quickly. I am asking people to give me notice when they book me or at the start of a session if they need a shower, so that I can put the water heating on, as I don’t want to use it unless it is needed.

Rose

Monday 3rd October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Tuesday 4th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Wednesday 5th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Thursday 6th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Friday 7th October – Free from 9am until 6pm
Saturday 8th October – Free from 9am until 5.30
Sunday 9th October – Free from 9am until 6pm

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.

Paper Notes
I am still being offered paper notes, I am sorry, but they are no longer legal tender and I can’t accept them.

Rose