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Availability 30th January to 5th February

Monday 30th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Tuesday 31st January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 1st February – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 2nd February- Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Friday 3rd February – Free from 9am until 6pm

Saturday 4th February – Not available.

Sunday 5th February – Free from 9am to 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Availability 23rd-29th January

Monday 23rd January – Free until 5pm

Tuesday 24th January – Free from 9am until 8pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 25th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 26th January- Free from 9am until 6pm

Friday 27th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Saturday 28th January – Not Available

Sunday 29th January – Free from 9am to 6pm

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet

As cash is unfortunately dying a very fast death, and rarely used any more, the amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Although I am happy to take bank transfers as it is my preferred form of payment now, some people are misreading this to mean I have a card machine and can take Visa/Mastercard.  This is not the case, as of yet there are no card providers willing to deal with me due to what I do.  Bank transfers mean exactly that, done via online banking or phone banking.  60% of sessions so far this month were paid by bank transfer.

Crypto payments are welcome, if you negotiate this with me at last 3 hours in advance of the session start time.  Please don’t just turn up and try and do it there and then, as happened this week.  I was totally unprepared and did not have anything set up so had to refuse.  This person had booked me stating they would pay cash!

Rose

Availability 16th-22nd January

Monday 16th January – Free until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Tuesday 17th January – Free from 9am until 6pm

Wednesday 18th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 19th January- Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Friday 20th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Saturday 21st January – Now available all day due to the trains all being cancelled!

Sunday 22nd January – Free from 9am to 4pm

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

I will be able to do some evenings again from today.  I stopped doing them for quite some time as I was helping someone disabled in the early evenings at set times, and this meant I was not free.  Temporarily I wont be needed, although this will probably change in the near future.

I would ask that anyone booking me after 5pm remembers that rush hour traffic round here can be horrendous, so plan more time that you think you will need to get here, as you all I know I cant stand it when people run really late.  Appointments after 6pm will only be with people who have seen me before, no one new, sorry.  I prefer daytime bookings as I get up so early, but if you are one of the people who are only available in the evening, take advantage of me being free while you can!

Rose

Availability 9th-15th January

Monday 9th January – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 10th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Wednesday 11th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Thursday 12th January- Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Friday 13th January – Free from 9am until 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Saturday 14th January – Free until 5pm

Sunday 15th January – Free from 9am to 9pm (last session starting at 8)

Evening appointments, after 6pm are with people I have see before, I make no exceptions to this rule.

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Rose

Availability 1st-9th January

Sunday 1st January – Free until 5pm

Monday 2nd January – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 3rd January – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 4th January- Free until 6pm

Thursday 5th January – Free until 6pm

Friday 6th January – Free until 6pm

Saturday 7th January – Free until 5pm

Sunday 8th January – Free until 6pm

All appointments are on the day only, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!.  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

Rose

Sadly, my dear cat had to be put to sleep last night, as he had sudden heart failure, it came totally out of the blue, and was a terrible shock.  As I was sitting with him when it happened, I was able to get help very quickly, so he did not suffer.

I will be around as normal from tomorrow, Wednesday 14th, I would prefer not to talk about it in sessions, the reason I mention it in this blog, is that fellow cat lovers do check up on him and I am not ready to talk about it quite yet.

Rose

Lots of people are calling asking me if the room/space I use is heated enough for the session, and will they get cold.  I am an insulated house, with triple glazing and a huge radiator which means the room I use warms up really quickly.  It is not a huge open plan space, which would be a nightmare to heat,  just a good size room with all my equipment in it which warms up quickly.  No worries about getting cold, if there was a power cut, I could always move to one of the rooms with fireplaces, although I really hope I don’t have to do that.

If you need a hot shower do remind me when you book, as I need to switch that on in advance of the session so there is enough hot water for you.  I am only putting it on when requested to save my energy bill.

Rose

Rates

A reminder that my rate is now £180ph and is payable at the start of the session, never at the end.   I have had issues with people trying to pay the rate I had 5 years ago of £160,  I am sure this is a genuine mistake, but I thought I would post a reminder.

Availability For December 2022

Thursday 1st December – Free all day

Friday 2nd December – Free until 6pm

Saturday 3rd – Not available

Sunday 4th – Not available

Monday 5th – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 6th – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 7th – Free until 6pm

Thursday 8th – Free until 6pm

Friday 9th – Free until 6pm

Saturday 10th – Free untl 5pm

Sunday 11th – Free until 3pm

Monday 12th – Free until 6pm

Tuesday 13th – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 14th – Free until 6pm

Thursday 15th – Free until 6pm

Friday 16th – Free until 6pm

Saturday 17th – Free until 5pm

Sunday 18th – Free until 6pm

Monday 19th – Free between 9-10am

Tuesday 20th – Free until 1pm (possibly  a little later call to check)

Wednesday 21st – Not Available

Thursday 22nd – Not Available

Friday 23rd- Free until 6pm

Saturday 24th – Free until 6pm

Sunday 25th – Not available

Monday 26th – Not available

Tuesday 27th – Free until 6pm

Wednesday 28th – Free 9-11am

Thursday 29th – Free until 6pm

Friday 30th – Free until 6pm

Saturday 31st – Free until 4pm

All appointments are on the day only with no exceptions, phone on from 7am (yes really). For 9am appointments which I am happy to do, please let me know as close to 7am as possible as I need a good 2 hours notice. Half hour bookings are only available with a maximum of 30 minutes notice if I can fit them in.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Cypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.

No Evening Bookings – I rarely do evenings at the moment as I am looking after someone in ill health, appointments from 5-6 need to finish on time due to this as it is not possible for me to run late under any circumstances, please consider this before making an appointment at 5pm.  This does not apply to day times at all, only evenings.

Rail strikes are on the following days this month 13th /14th/16th/17th.  Please do not attempt to come by train on these days.

Rose