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A bit of advance notice, I am taking some time off from June 16th – June 24th when I have visitors coming over from Norway, so I decided to publish my availability for the rest of the month.  If there are any changes, I will update this page.

Monday June 12th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday June 13th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday June 14th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday June 15th – Not available, if this changes I will update here on Thursday morning.

Friday June 16th – Saturday June 24th June – Not available

Sunday June 25th – Free from 9am-6pm

Monday June 26th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday June 27th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday June 28th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday June 29th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday June 30th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday July 1st  – Free from 9-10am

Sunday July 2nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Also a reminder that all appointments are on the day only, I am currently inundated with people trying to book in advance, I have not done this in a long time now, due to being messed around too much.  Just call on the day you want to come over, no deposit required.  My phone is on from 7am.

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday June 5th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday June 6th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday June 7th – Free from 9am – 6pm

Thursday June 8th – Free from 9-10am only.

Friday June 9th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday June 10th – Free from 9am – 10.45am

Sunday June 11th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

I thought I would add here that I will be around on Bank Holiday Monday 29th until 5pm.

Rose

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 22nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday May 23rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 24th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 25th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 26th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 27th – Free from 9am-10am

Sunday May 28th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Had a Heart attack/Stroke/Other related condition and on medication that makes you bruise easily?, please warn me of this, there will be things I cannot do in sessions.  I am only mentioning this as the amount of people coming to see me with these issues has gone through the roof, please warn me in advance if this is an issue.

Roadworks – Please check before you travel, there are ongoing roadworks in Farnborough, which may delay you getting to me.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 15th – Free from 1pm (may be earlier I wont know until the morning)

Tuesday May 16th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 17th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 18th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 19th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 20th – Free from 9am-11am

Sunday May 21st – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Roadworks – Please check before you travel, there are ongoing roadworks in Farnborough, which may delay you getting to me.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 8th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday May 9th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 10th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 11th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 12th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 13th – Free from 9am – 5pm

Sunday May 14th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday May 1st – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday May 2nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday May 3rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday May 4th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday May 5th- Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday May 6th – Free from 9am – 5pm

Sunday May 7th – Free from 9am-6pm

If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless and do not involve crypto, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday April 24th – Free from 9am-3pm

Tuesday April 25th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday April 26th – Free from 9am-6pm

Thursday April 27th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday April 28th – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday April 29th – Not available

Sunday April 30th – Free from 9am-6pm

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.

Even though I am based in an urban area near London, mobile signals have always been an issue for me, which is why I have 2 phone numbers.

My main number is 07590 468440 and I ask everyone use this as the first method of contact as per the contact page on my website, please only call the other number if  you cannot get through on the main one.  The other number is virtually un-usable this week due to maintenance work on the mast, when I get a call it cuts out, then when someone tries to call back it’s mostly unavailable. I don’t know how long this will go on for, but it happened last week as well.  Despite me telling people not to, some are only trying this number and not the main one for some reason.

Rose

Here is my availability for the week ahead.

Monday April 17th – Free from 9am-6pm

Tuesday April 18th – Free from 9am-6pm

Wednesday April 19th – Free from 9am-3pm

Thursday April 20th – Free from 9am-6pm

Friday April 21st – Free from 9am-6pm

Saturday April 22nd – Free from 9am-6pm

Sunday April 23rd – Free from 9am-6pm

Dungeon room is heated for all sessions, no one will get cold when they session with me!  If you need a shower before or after your session, try and let me know in advance so I can put on the water heating.

Bank Transfer/Cash Struggles/Crypto
I am now able to take payment via bank transfer, either at the start of the session or in advance of it even if you are coming to see me for the first time. I have tested this method and it is instant for both of us. I have a boring business name that sounds nothing like what I do, and a million results come up on google when you type it in, so totally discreet.

Unfortunately cash is dying a fast death, how many of you use it anymore?, apart from when you see me!.  The amount of cash I can bank in a month with my bank has now been drastically decreased by 60% so taking payment this way is really helpful, banking cash now means a train trip, and a 10 minute walk there and back to the bank, taking around 2 and a half hours to do a week per trip, I am also charged high fees to do this. Due to what I do I can’t use a regular high street bank. However, if you still want to pay with cash that is fine as I understand for some there is no other way they can pay my tribute. I can also now take most major crypto currencies call me for details.  If anyone reading knows any other ways I can take payment which are cashless, and allow people in my industry to use them I would be very interested.

Also a reminder that the Online Safety Bill, liked by both the Conservatives & Labour is still going through parliament, a bill which could stop me advertising online, too many are still looking up my number each and every time they call me.  Make sure you save the numbers of anyone you visit,  if the bill does go through it will probably be at some point next year.  I have deliberately made my website very tame, with no nudity, and do very well advertising in this way.  Hopefully sites like mine will continue to be allowed.